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The Real World: Austin - Episode 2 Summary

'It's The Mel and Danny Show!' By volsfan
Original Airdate: June 28, 2005

The episode begins with Danny holding his head while talking to his doctor on the phone. The doctor explains that the surgery cannot take place until the swelling goes down. Rachel is standing in the doorway and comforts Danny after he hangs up the phone. I am sure she is there because she was a nurse in the Iraq war but she doesn’t like to talk about it.

Danny wants to see the tape in hopes of staying away from the people that were responsible. He also wants the police to have the tape so they can arrest the guy and he will press charges.

Rachel wants everyone to go somewhere and get a milkshake and just talk about things.

NOTE TO RACHEL: My little sugar ho…a milkshake isn’t the answer to everything (from the looks of things you think so because you could shed a pound or two). Anyways, the nurse in you should be saying to get Danny some pain medication. He says he is in the most pain he has ever had and you suggest a milkshake! Do you think a woman in labor should be given pizza?

Melinda and Nehemiah are in bed chatting and Nehemiah calls it like he sees it. He tells Mel that within 2 days of being in the house there is a guy that has made her forget Jason (her boyfriend of 3 years).

NOTE TO NEHEMIAH: Don’t waste your breath on this skank whore. She is so insecure and not worthy of your intelligence!

Oh good grief…how many break-ups have we seen on Real World? 132? Well, make 133 as we see foreshadowing of what’s going to happen. Melinda is on the phone with Jason (her boyfriend of 3 years) and he hangs up on her as she starts to scream.

NOTE TO SKANK WHORE: This will be the only time I am sympathetic to you but we have at least one relationship break-up per season. Granted, it's never so early as day 3, but you really are just a statistic in this situation.


*Everyone looking at each other*


*Still looking around*


OH! It’s the doorbell!

What freakin idiots! They had no idea what the doorbell was! It is a package from MTV. A car will be at the house at 9:40am to take them to their job. Commence the complaining of having to get up so early. *rolls eyes*

{sarcasm}Mel has decided to take one for the team and stay home with Danny while everyone else goes out. {/sarcasm} Mel is in bed with Danny sitting on the edge. Out of the blue, Mel asks Danny how he is doing without sex.

QUESTION FOR EVERYONE: Without sex? This is Day 3 and she is worried about not having sex!  How often do young nymphs have sex these days?

While everyone is out Danny and Mel are in bed “getting to know each other” a little better. Mel goes on and on how safe and right it feels to be with Danny. Just as they start bumping uglies…everyone comes home and the hanky panky is no more!

NOTE TO MEL: You are a clinging, selfish wench that is getting on my nerves with your ramblings about how much you love this complete stranger you have known less than 72 hours! Also, why give up the nappy dugout so quickly and easily? Why?

NOTE TO DANNY: See the first part of my note to Mel and please concentrate on finding someone that isn’t gutter white trash!

The next morning they find out their job will be working with the Austin Film Society to produce a 15-minute documentary on the South By Southwest Music Festival. This is a way cool job and one I would love!

The next scene will go down, in my book, as the most classic telephone conversation in Real World history.

Mel: Hey! How are you?

Jason (her boyfriend of 3 years): Who is this?

Mel: Melinda!

Jason (her boyfriend of 3 years): I was ready to write you off for good!

BWAHAHAHA! Jason (her boyfriend of 3 years) is the sharpest tool in the shed! Actually, he was drunk but Mel was urinated off and hung up on him! They do talk after and he breaks up with her. The same ole thing that has happened 132 other times. BRAK BRAK BRAK!

The most disturbing part of the show? Mel tells Danny that she wants and loves him! Makes me want to just throw-up!

NOTE TO MEL: You don’t have a clue what love is nor do you know where to find it!

NOTE TO DANNY: Please read my summary and wise-up! RUN FOR YOUR LIFE!

I have to say that I do feel sorry for Danny right now. The entire episode he is shown with a towel over his eye and complaining about the pain. It was almost tough to watch and then re-watching him get clocked was enough to turn my stomach. However, if he needs a little pampering…I am available and can travel!


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