As the season progresses, we are finding out that some of the roomies aren’t as mature as we once thought. Skinny is a mess, Slutty is a spoiled brat, there is a girl just walking around and not participating and two guys I can’t tell apart. Ty is the gay drama queen that likes to stir the pot just to smell the crap. Let’s see what happens this week!
Skinny Update: We may be safe from the wrath of the skeleton as she has eaten 2 frozen grapes, a pitted olive and a half glass of milk. She is good to go for at least 7 more days…no?
The episode begins with Zach and Crystal, Zach’s crush out dancing with the rest of the roomies. Crystal, Zach’s crush reminds me of a girl I went to college with…in 1998. She has the dyed blond hair thing going on plus a little “special gel” like that scene from There’s Something About Mary. Seriously, girlfriend has some hair teased to Jesus (some would also call it “mall hair”).
Zach is worried that Crystal, Zach’s crush is urinated off because he (Zach) made sure she had a safe trip home with one of her friends that had not been drinking. Janelle tells Zach that Crystal, Zach’s crush is just listening to her hormones. Honey, the whore has been moaning since she found out she could get on MTV. Being a DAW, she just wants the publicity. Hey! Ho’s gotta eat too!
Zach and Tyler have a chat in the car on the way to work the next day. I have no idea why it was ever including in this episode. There is no information given that hasn’t been discussed. It ends with Ty proclaiming, “Wow! I am glad I am gay!” Well, I for one have never heard of a straight male wanting to have sex with other men. The way I see it…you either *%&$ &*%^ or you don’t!
At Mystic Tan, Slutty takes a call from Martin and he gives her the news that his dad is terminal. Martin’s dad is on a feeding tube but they won’t do anything until after the weekend. So, Slutty decides she will go visit Martin to see him and help him through this difficult time.
Next up? Asses! Seriously, the roomies go to the Miss Hawaiian Tropic contest. T & A all around but Zach is worried about Crystal, Zach’s crush. Then, all worries have disappeared as Zach starts talking to Natalie and they flirt all over the bar. WTF? I guess Zach is thinking with the wrong head but good grief…one moment distraught of not knowing how to handle Crystal, Zach’s crush and the next minute sticking his tongue down the throat of a stranger.
The Scene Of The Episode
The scene is with Slutty on the phone with Martin and it went down something like this:
Slutty: Tickets are almost $600! Martin: I just found tickets for $84 flying out of Fort Lauderdale. Slutty: How am I going to get to Fort Lauderdale? Marting: Greyhound Bus…$50! Slutty: I am going to ride on a Greyhound Bus? Do you know who I am? Martin: What’s wrong with a Greyhound Bus…so what? Slutty: SO WHAT? You are going to make me call my dad for the tickets aren’t you?
SPOILED ROTTEN BITCH (SRB)! This is all I had to hear to know that I dislike Slutty the most! She seriously thinks she is better than others and that she WON’T stoop so low as to ride a bus. I have never liked arrogance and I am not starting with this wicked wench. I will have no patience for her the rest of the season.
Zach’s first love called his parent’s house and Zach returns the call. The ex-girlfriend didn’t want anything other than saying hello.
The most boring episode of the season ends with SRB getting on the plane and her dad paid for the tickets. The only thing I can think of to explain this rude, ugly woman is…My Sweet Sixteen!