Previously on The Real World: Skinny got hungry, Slutty cried, John/Zach did nothing, Jose looked h ot and Ty gossiped about everyone. Got it? Ok, now that everyone is caught up…let’s get into this week’s show!
Skinny update: After watching everyone eat three meal a day and a midnight snack, Skinny decided to join in for her quest to be “normal”. Skinny was seen scrambling two eggs, frying bacon and making toast. After plating the delicious meal she licked her fingers, which was her weekly feeding. No need for induced vomiting this week either! WHEW!
The opening scene has Skinny on the phone with an ex-boyfriend that is being all mushy and saying that he can’t imagine a future without her. However, all the oohing and ahhing is short lived when we learn that Asshat (ex-boyfriend) used Skinny as a punching bag when they were together. No wonder he thinks he can’t have a future without her because he would have to “train” another woman to take his abuse.
Fast forward to the kitchen where Slutty and Skinny are talking about Asshat. We learn more about Asshat beating the carp out of Skinny and hospitalizing her! Skinny admits to opening the line of communication might not have been the right thing to do.
MIGHT NOT? WTF? Well, Asshat “MIGHT NOT” like becoming bubba’s bitch in prison but it’s where he belongs. Seriously folks, I don’t want to go into something as serious as abuse and try to make fun of or light of it. So, let me say that I think Skinny needs professional help and should stay away from Asshat. However, I know it isn’t that easy…
Next phone call between Asshat and Skinny is an argument because Asshat is urinated off that Skinny agreed to seek help while in Florida. Asshat even says that Skinny will get help and come home and say things won’t work between them. HELLO! Dude is pissed that he is losing his punching bag. Dude is pissed he doesn’t have human flesh to bash the hell out of. Dude is pissed because he is losing control of his contraband. Dude is pissed MTV is airing his dirty laundry for all to see. Dude is pissed that FOX cancelled Playing It Straight before all the “straights” were discovered!
Foreshadowing for next week: Everyone goes out dancing and Skinny starts kissing a Hawaiian girl. Remember this for next week…
In the meantime, John/Zach meets and greets Elaine/Erin. The guys swap saliva with the girls and head back to the house for a midnight swim. Once they get back to the house Zach disappears and leaves John with the two girls.
In one of the greatest moments of The Real World…John talks Jose into keeping company with one of the girls while John tries to hook-up with the other. John and his little twit are in the pool watching the other wench try and work her way around Jose. Jose isn’t having much of it as he is hardly paying attention to her. The wench decides it is time to go skinny dipping and she drops her clothes and jumps in the pool. Being the classiest male to EVER grace a Real World house…Jose turns and walks away from said wench! Jose basically told her that he doesn’t stoop so low as to think about getting nekkid during the first time of meeting someone. Nothing like dirty trash being put in the garbage where they belong!
YOU GO BOY! Let’s give Jose a standing ovation! * APPLAUSE *
The show ends with Skinny on the phone with Asshat. Asshat is blaming Skinny for hooking-up with a female friend. Asshat screams at her and continues the abuse…
What happens next week…you ask? Skinny eats at the Y!