The Real World: Key West - Episode 4 Summary

'The Svetlana Show' By volsfan

Previously on Real World Key West:

· Queen Ty is the queen bee of the house no matter what you think.

· Skinny only eats once a week because she is terrified of being as big as a beached whale.

· Slutty needs to be the center of attention and Queen Ty has made sure she is aware of this huge problem.

· Their job is to open a tanning salon with Sugar Daddy as an investor.

Skinny Alert: Skinny appears to be happy with a full stomach. She was caught early on sniffing a saltine and was seen eating a Tic Tac. She has eaten for this week!

The drama this week begins with Skinny talking to Slutty about her boyfriend. Slutty explains that her and her boyfriend have been out when a guy has slapped her across the face and the boyfriend did nothing about it. I don’t know what the problem is here nor do I know where Slutty is going with this one. There was a signed contract in hand before the videotape rolled and she (Slutty) was aware of the fact it would be an S&M flick so she should have known things could/would get rough.

Slutty continues to discuss the things she has done for said boyfriend while talking about sex, molding, her dad and dumping the boyfriend. Slutty needs to know that dad will be there for her no matter the situation and she doesn’t have to have a boyfriend in order to have a %$^# buddy. Sometimes I feel like these things need to be said even though I know all of you are thinking it!

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John/Zach is on the phone with Krystal (his “friend”) and talks her into coming over to the house to go fishing. Slutty isn’t happy because someone new will be coming into her house and she will be in direct competition for the attention that is so rightfully hers (Slutty).

Picture it: The Krystal (or White Castle depending on the part of country) Chic Trio…I know you have seen the commercial but in case you haven’t, here goes.

Chic 1: The regular Krystal burger (no name): a little square bun, square beef pattie and a few onions with one pickle in the middle.

Chic 2: The Krystal Chic (Liz): a little square bun, square chicken pattie and a few onions with one pickle in the middle.

Chic 3: The Spicy Krystal Chic (Krystal): a little square bun, square chicken pattie loaded with jalapenos and a slice of bacon with a few onions and one pickle in the middle.

The Slutty drama continues, as she is on the phone with Martin her “boyfriend”. Martin’s (even though I can’t see it) face turns green and his head starts spinning around as he tells Slutty that things will not change between them with his friends. Slutty doesn’t like the friends and it is obvious that Martin has chosen them over her. Slutty needs to move on from this one sided relationship.

Slutty is sitting around talking to her roomies about Martin and to be honest, I don’t hear a word of it! Skinny has on a T-shirt that reads, “50% Single”. Could someone please explain this to me? After all, she is only 50% of any of the girls in the house. What 50% of her isn’t single? Her little toe? Her small finger? Seriously, what would half of Skinny be?

John/Zach and Slutty end up in the kitchen eating half the refrigerator as they begin talking about their relationships. Slutty comes clean and tells John/Zach that her first boyfriend raped her. Boy, these people have more personal problems (baggage) than other seasons. Just another day in Key West…

OH.THE.DRAMA!

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