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The Real World: Philadelphia - Episode 22 Summary

'I Am Not Currently Dating Anyone' By volsfan
Original Airdate: February 15, 2005

To start things off I would like to answer the most asked question. Yes, this boring season is still being aired! These idiots are still threatening, lying, cheating and stealing. Let’s find out the type of stupidity we can get into this week.

This episode starts off with Willie at a gay bar dancing. He is dancing with lots of hot men and really getting down. I guess this is Willie’s week to get some.

The next day Willie spends lunch with Sarah explaining his relationship with Dan. He tells Sarah that they are not dating exclusively and that they can date others. Then we see Willie on the phone with Dan and Dan tells him to go out and have fun and enjoy the experience. WOW! I wish Dan were a member of the house because he is the most adult person that has appeared this season. Dan seems well-rounded, level headed and down to Earth.

Karamapuss is shooting pool by himself while talking to Sarah. He tells Sarah that he feels like a loser in the house. FEELS LIKE? Hell, Karamapuss you ARE a loser. He continues to say that he is way out of his comfort zone. OH GAWD! Here we go again. We know Karamapuss, the house isn’t hip-hop enough for you and that the other people are outside your spectrum! WE KNOW THIS! You tell us every friggen week. Grow up baby and get a life.

Willie and Sarah continue to discuss Dan and how the long distance relationship is trying. Willie says his whore moans are raging! He just needs some action and everything will be ok. Hey, getting action really helped Karamapuss!

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Willie and Sarah go out dancing. Willie meets Neil. Neil is a hot number with curly blonde hair and beautiful white teeth. Willie and Neil make-out in the bar. Time to leave and Willie gives one night stand his cell number and one night stand promises to call.

Willie goes to dinner with Neil and low and behold, the beautiful curly locks are as straight as can be. WTF happened overnight? Even though his hair was nice, Neil is still very handsome.

Willie the liar does what it takes to get Neil in bed. You know, I met this guy that I dated back in New York but we ARE NOT together and we ARE NOT dating. I wonder what straight guy taught Willie the ropes? Willie is lying his ass off in order to get some action! Beautiful! Evidently the lies didn’t work because the next morning Willie is alone.

Karamapuss and Mel have a chat about the other houseguest. Hold on a sec…Outcast #1 is talking to Outcast #2 about the others! Geez, talk about idiocy at its core! Karamapuss says that he is only joking when he says those off-the-wall remarks…year right, keep telling yourself that until you are arrested for mass murder someday!

Willie is getting ready to go have dinner with Dan when he decides he better call Neil to tell him something better came along and he can’t make the date he made with Neil. Neil takes it well as Willie just tells him that he is going out with Dan…you know the guy he USED to date!

At dinner, Willie tells Dan about Neil. Dan is cool with it and tells Willie to have fun. This man has the patience of a saint. How can I find a man like Dan?

Later that night at the bar, Neil is watching Dan and Willie make-out on the dance floor. Let me add that the curly locks of hair are back for Neil. This man can change hairstyles faster than Willie can lie about whom he is dating!

Willie goes over to talk to Neil and being the idiot that Willie is, he doesn’t understand why Neil is upset. Liar tells Neil that he told him upfront that he was dating someone else. BRAK BRAK BRAK! Willie goes home and gets action so he is happy!

The moment Dan leaves, Willie calls Neil. Willie tries to explain it away but Neil holds his ground. Neil gets upset and practically hangs up on Willie. You go Neil! I guess this “relationship” is over.

Karamapuss talks to Landon about the “I want to slit your throat” comment. They talk things through and Landon explains his (Landon’s) point of view. Karamapuss decides he wants to get to know his roomies. Great idea hommie, you have lived with these idiots for 4 months and you want to get to know them now? Whatever!

The episode ends with everyone playing dodge ball in a parking lot. To my disappointment, Mel doesn’t get her head knocked off and Shavonda is still standing. I was hoping for a game till death. DAMMIT!

OH.THE.DRAMA!












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