Previously on Big Brother 5, Marvin kissed Diane, Cowputz snitched, Drew threw a hissy fit, Relationship sabotaged. Sleazy Di didn’t know whether to lie or pinky swear when Drew confronted her.
Despite non-stop babbling at Karen, Adria the FatHead Professional became the 2nd HG this season to be evicted by a unanimous vote. But leave without a fuss? Not Adria. She wanted everyone shuddering in their shoes from the awesome power she and her twin are about to wield from the jury.
Adria tried to hide her humiliation at being evicted by delivering a sassy speech. The attempt blew up in her washed out, bleary-eyed, ugly a$$ face when Marvin called her out on her lying, Bible-thumping ways. To add to the hilarity, Adria told ChenBot she’d “stood behind her team, the Twin Alliance, the entire time she was in the house but her team let her down.” LOL. How’d she do that? How’d she stand behind a team for the whole game when that team only existed the one week she was HOH? Adria will deny forever that Diane hoodwinked her into believing in a magical Twin Alliance. She refuses to acknowledge it was convened for the sole purpose of getting her to nominate someone other than Diane & Drew.
So, with the Alabama Twidiots out of the house, we turn our attention to the events of Drew’s 24 Hour HOH, won after a stupid chemical reaction competition. Julie has proved herself incapable of making correct calls, but what’s wrong with giving the HGs TRUE and FALSE signs to hold up? The beakers and the whole scientific hoo-ha was just another lame attempt to tie in “chemistry” i.e., DNA and dumba$$ relationships.
The HGs were suitably shocked to learn about the eviction due to happen on Friday, er, Saturday. Drew looked decidedly stumped at the prospect of having only 3 hours in which to decide upon his nominees. Yes, indeed, to save time and coincidentally force Drew to make decisions sometime this millennium, the normal events of an HOH reign have been squished into one 24-hour period for this episode only.
For the purposes of TV, everyone pretends that what we’re seeing is a “live” show, rather than a show taped on Friday night, with all its results already known by the Live Feed community. Those of us who frequent Live Feed forums know whom Drew nominated, who won POV, who went up as a replacement, who was sent packing, who is the current HOH, who the next set of nominees are, who won POV and who is the replacement. Most of this information is imparted tonight, the rest will be on Tuesday. It ought to simplify summary-writing. It doesn’t. I struggle not to reveal that which I already know.
But let’s get on with tonight’s emergency eviction, designed to manage the over-abundance of houseguests and still meet the deadline.
JulieBot Chen Toe has on a black top with the same kind of cut-outs as that red dress she wore the other night. Is Moonves making Julie cut back on her spending? Is she shopping at Sears? The main hole on top is exactly where her melons would be, if she had any. In what galaxy is this creature good-looking?
Recrap in B&W of Adria’s spew-a-thon. Consensus is everyone is glad the TwatHo is gone. Diane walked away for fear of opening her own big mouth. Karen mentions something about being under a rock and Marvin is probably still b!tching and complaining today: “Gimme a break! She wants to use the Bible to her advantage and then she comes in lying.” Diane thanks God that that’s the last they have to see of her. Won’t if be funny if Diane gets evicted? D’ya suppose Adria would finally spill the beans to Will?
Marvin made a pile of DRs (diary room confessionals) about all the lying the Twidiots did and then had the nerve to be pissed off at the lying of others. He has a point. Nak was happy Marvin drew attention to himself and away from her. She didn’t show a pinky, making a pleasant change.
Karen knew the answer but threw the HOH competition because she didn’t want a target put on herself. I think the truth is she didn’t want her first HOH to be a one-day affair. Diane says she would have been happy if Karen or Drew got HOH, but that’s easy to say when Drew is HOH.
Drew’s HOH room – hey look, more pictures from home, more Miami crap and another letter, this time from mom, dad and brother Ben. I wish they’d sent a picture of the alleged girlfriend.
“Ben is a hottie,” reports Diane. She couldn’t be in the same room with the two of them: “Too much hotness for me.” Good thing it’s unlikely to happen then, eh?
Drew reads aloud from his letter, prompting Marvin to hissy-fit in the DR about Drew’s letter being better than his. Gee, Marvin, that’s not Drew’s fault, you dipstick. I’ve enjoyed Marvin’s jokes and remarks, but I think he’s been in this house too long.
Even with the amount of stuff scheduled for this episode, there is no escape from the repetitive remarks and B&W footage. Example: Drew re-DR’ing he has 3 hours to make his nominations and the HGs being re-told about the surprise eviction.