Previously on Big Brother: America called in and eliminated Matt Rogers after he sang "Amazed." What that wasn't him, but they look alike, oh it was Mike who got evicted because he knew so much about the game, and how to not be evicted first. No one really was sad that Mike was evicted, because in the world of cool kids, the weak don't matter. And now Marvin wins HOH, so another week of dog collars and Swisher Sweets
Now on to this show, we go from black and white to color.(why does it always have to be about color?)
We now hear the Evil Dr. Wills/3 Amigos/4 Horsemen/The Headband Posse talk about what a great week they had and will have now that Marvin "the Outer Horseman" is HOH. Blah Blah Blah. Why is Marvin an Outer Horseman? It's all about keeping the brother down.
Marvin for his part says he is going to show the guest on how to keep it real. And how he is going to win without ##### Kissing (yeah and Jase has issues with his confidence)
Holly thinks she may be put up. She isn't going to kiss up to him because she doesn't want to seem fake (yeah and Scott doesn't want people to think he is too good looking.)
We now get to see "Marvin's Suite" as he calls it. This must be the sequel to the 1996 movie "Marvin's Room". This Time though the Hume Cronyn role of Marvin is being played by a big black man, maybe no one will notice the difference.
Now we get to see the "Spalls of Victory" as Marvin calls it.
SPALL n:A chip, fragment, or flake from a piece of stone or ore.
So now Big Brother gives them pieces of rocks when they are HOH. I guess they wanted something in the House with a decent IQ.
Marvin gets the basic HOH goodies a picture of him and his momma, a picture of his dog (Ice Tea) and a goody basket of snacks. Now Holly tells us that one of his snacks is "Pork Groins." I am from the south and I have never heard of people eating pork groins. Ewww... yuck.
Marvin then give Jase a beer for not putting him up last week. Way to not kiss ##### Marvin
Cut to Will and Karen talking, Karen says she can see through everyone in the house. Tell the twins that. They also talk about how people are going to "brown" nose Marvin. Once again I ask why does it have to be about color?
It's about time for a food challenge! When the fish start smelling like pee in a nursing home. They should see an attorney about that pee smell, there is a personal attorney on tv here who loves those kind of cases.
Marvin walks in with bags of bandannas.
Bandannas + headband posse = Sign from God , according to Jase.
For the rest of us it is another sign of the apocolypse.