Well, it took a dozen episodes, but finally longtime RealityTVWorld summary writer and former "Love Cruise" contestant Michael "The Chessmaster" Orzoff couldn't keep quiet about FOX's new "Paradise Hotel" show (aka "Love Cruise: The Docked Edition") anymore.

Apparently even a former fellow reality TV contestant can take only so much of a second helping of former "Love Cruise" contestant Toni Ferrari... but then again, it's not exactly like these two got along the first time around (we'd say "think Toni vs. Dave" -- but we don't want to insult Michael.)

To read Michael's "I'm in Love With a Male Model!" summary, click here.