You'd think that by now, every remaining survivor would know better than to trust Jon any further than the despicable flyweight could throw them. Apparently not.

In the latest example of PT Barnum's old adage, not only did Jon get all other six remaining Survivor: Pearl Islands contestants to fall for his pathetically poor "my grandmother is dead" performance, but he subsequently: A) convinced Tijuana Bradley that he was trustworthy enough to share the news of Burton's planned booting, and B) inexplicitly convinced Sandra and Christa, who've already suffered from his betrayal, to once again ally themselves with him. As a result, Tijuana's attempt to boot Burton predictably failed, and Tijuana was booted instead.

This week's booting of Tijuana left SurvivorBlows' prediction record at 9-0-3 (nine correct predictions, zero incorrect, and three correct alternate bootee.) In Spoiler Island fantasy game action, there's now a three-way tie atop the leaderboard -- congratulations to all three players!

So what happens next week on Survivor? Does Jon actually keep his word for once? As the last remaining "true Morgan," can Darrah manage to remain in the game? And does Lillian begin to doubt Burton? Check out our Survivor spoilers message board for the latest details on these and many other hot topics!