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The Apprentice 3 - Episode 17 Summary

'Let the Tana Bashing Begin!' By volsfan
Original Airdate: May 19, 2005

After last season’s finale with Regis, I didn’t really think there could be a worse finale to any reality show ever. Boy was I ever wrong! I can honestly say that I enjoyed every episode of The Real Gilligan’s Island better than the slop The Donald fed us this time around. I know that Donna from The Real Gilligan’s Island was a little rough and hard to take at times but at least the show was somewhat interesting to watch. The big D’s show this season has been a snoozer and now we get this! From the very first episode until the finale, I thought the show was just ok. Then EPMB hands us the finale in the form of terribly written play…it just didn’t flow!

I will not even write the first 15 minutes as part of the finale. The first 15 minutes of the episode was a complete recarp from day 1 and followed the show through every flipping episode with every little detail included. I am not even going to give the order in which players left the game because it was totally irrelevant to the ending and not important except for the final two…Tana and Kendra.

I would like to start by saying there is something strange going on here. The Big D ended last week’s show by asking the six helpers to enter the boardroom while Tana and Kendra waited outside. What happened? Did Chris chew tobacco? Did the stooges bad mouth their boss? Who the heck knows? It isn’t even mentioned during the finale.

The live finale begins with The Big D, George, Carolyn, Kelly and Bill in center stage. Tana and Kendra are to their right with the final two facing the other 16 contestants. The Big D goes straight to Tana and asks her why she called her helpers the three stooges. Tana blabs on how she made a mistake and apologized to them. Trump tells her that her team hated her. Tana says she wouldn’t have liked herself either! Um…Tana, my little gin blossom, you are there to win this game not bury yourself. She is digging her own grave. Well, we all know that the box was removed from the grave and Diedra was in the box. However, Mary Alice, not Paul, killed Diedra! But I digress!

The Big D turns to Kendra and asks her if her crying in the boardroom was a sign of weakness. WTF? After the tasks and everything the only fault is because she cried during a boardroom. Kendra comes back with, “Absolutely not! I have seen 300 lb. Linemen cry as they lift the Super Bowl trophy over their heads!” Atta girl Kendra! Don’t let Trump get away with his little sarcastic remarks. Keep him on his toes!

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Then in a drunken stupor, The Big D says that Kendra cried because of Kristen and asks Kristen what she thinks of them apples! Kristen just sits there with a smile on her face. The Big D asks her again and then says, “Kristen, I am talking to you!” Kristen quickly informs the intoxicated one that she never worked with Kendra! I want to take time out here to say that The Donald was very rude and short as a host. He cut-off people in mid-sentence. He should be banned from live TV! TERRIBLE HOST! I don’t know if Trump actually watched his own show because he had so many errors.

Erin says that she was very impressed with Kendra. Erin said Kendra motivated the team and they felt like an employee…not a stooge! HEHEHE! Take another whack at Tana! Tana would make a great punching bag for Ishe Smith! (That is a Contender reference for those that might be watching that show!)

Another absolutely useless segement as we have to follow the two previous winners and get updated on what they are doing. BRAK BRAK BRAK! I could care less about these two morons! Funny how other reality shows hardly ever mention other winners but these two are forced down our throats again!

Before The Big D makes his decision he shares the two jobs the ladies will choose from. 1) Miss Universe: The Apprentice will work closely with the Miss Universe managers to help arrange and set-up events leading up to the pageant. 2) Palm Beach mansion: The Apprentice will be project manager to over see the renovation of a 68,000 square feet, 11 bedroom mansion on the beach.

Tana chooses Miss Universe.
Kendra takes the mansion.

The Big D asks Chris about Tana. Chris says that Tana wasn’t that inspiring but Kendra would be a better fit for the Trump organization. Chris reveals that he and Kendra have some real estate dealings in real life. WOW! I don’t know if I would go into business with the little cocky, short-tempered, tobacco-chewing twerp!

With that, The Big D has had enough and tells everyone to shut-up and it is time for Carolyn to speak! Carolyn (with her Carol Brady hair style) says that she was impressed with the way Tana treated her team and that she wished Kendra would have stepped up to be a PM sooner. This being said as we go to the 43rd commercial break of the show!

George didn’t like the way Tana treated her team but that he has never seen anyone that can come up with so many great ideas. George didn’t like that Kendra played under the radar but when she stepped up she was brilliant.

The Big D asks Kendra why she didn’t take all the credit for the Pontiac task because she worked while the others (rumor has it that the others make an appearance after the dark smoke starts bellowing about 5 kilometers inland! Let’s hope Claire can protect her child but it doesn’t look good for the demon spawn!) Kendra says that she is a team player. Tana interrupts and says that she (Tana) is personally responsible for the success of the Pontiac task! WTF? Sleeping = success? Tana came up with the shape of the brochure! THE SHAPE! That is it…the shape! Tana pumps her fist in the air as if she just won The Inferno 2 Battle Of The Sexes! Kendra quickly points out that there were pictures, text and continuity that had nothing to do with the shape!

After the 69th commercial The Big D has made his decision!

Kendra is The Apprentice 3!

I would like to say that this season and this finale has prolly been my last for this show! I just can’t look forward to any more of The Big D! Trump was the.worst.host.ever! He sounds as if he is shouting and he is just not suited for live TV if TV at all!

OH.THE.DRAMA!












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