In what has to be one of the most boring episodes of “The Apprentice” I had to do something to jazz this up a bit so here goes:
Loosely related to the tune “Life in the Fast Lane” by the Eagles
He was dorky looking, she was very pretty They were the PM’s this time, and had to go to the heart of the cold, cold city.
They had to paint a building mural in Harlem They had to promote a driving game for Sony. These college smarties and street wise ones had to sell their product in this neighborhood The teams had one thing in common, they didn’t have a clue of what to do. “Surely make you want to lose your mind, mm Are you with me so far?” Let's go play Gran Turismo 4
Eager for action, and ready to paint They had all their people, with the right skills but no ideas The smarties knew they needed help, Alex went to the streets They asked the community and got some mad props from the crew Nothing funnier than seeing a Brooks Brothers guy trying to act like a rapper
The street wise ones were still at a loss Tara the PM took it all on herself She ran with her idea of leaving reality leaping in to fantasy one way or the highway for her She wouldn’t listen to anyone else Audrey whined when Craig treated her like one of his kids Tara pretended not to notice, she was caught up in the race
Life in the fast lane I’m going to lose my mind, this episode is so boring C'mon Donald, give us something The Donald drove by each mural Got out of the cruiser at the street wise place, He liked it Drove on to the smarties’ place, and kept on driving They just knew they were going to lose
The Sony execs wanted to be hip and cool They brought neighborhood peeps in to be the judges Tara just couldn't shut her trap and give any one else any credit
“Life in the fast lane Surely make you lose you mind Life in the fast lane, everything all the time Life in the fast lane, uh huh Blinded by the thirst” in the boardroom, The street wise ones didn’t see the stop sign, They took a turn for the worse and suffered a loss
While the smarties were glamming it up at a photo shoot Bring on the bling bling Let's see Bren being fought over by some scantily clad beauties
To George, Jill and the Donald Tara said Where's Carolyn, I want her in here But, I had the right concept, how could we lose? Who cares that I never looked at the game were were promoting. I’ll blame that all on Audrey and John. After all it's not my fault, I'm only the leader.
Craig turned his back on the sister She'll make him pay Put his head on the block Since he and Audrey fight Tara can try to hide Let them go at it again
The rest of the team was happy to let her take the fall Called on the carpet for being controlling The Donald said it was not a good idea Tara had to go She went rushing’ to the street take a taxi to loser lodge So much for her life in the fast lane