The Apprentice 3 - Episode 6 Summary

'Life In The Fast Lane' By greeneyes

Loosely related to the tune “Life in the Fast Lane” by the Eagles

He was dorky looking, she was very pretty
They were the PM’s this time, and had to go to the
heart of the cold, cold city.

They had to paint a building mural in Harlem
They had to promote a driving game for Sony.
These college smarties and street wise ones had to
sell their product in this neighborhood
The teams had one thing in common, they didn’t have a
clue of what to do.
“Surely make you want to lose your mind, mm
Are you with me so far?”
Let's go play Gran Turismo 4

Eager for action, and ready to paint
They had all their people, with the right skills but no ideas
The smarties knew they needed help, Alex went to the streets
They asked the community and got some mad props from the crew
Nothing funnier than seeing a Brooks Brothers guy trying to act like a rapper

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The street wise ones were still at a loss
Tara the PM took it all on herself
She ran with her idea of leaving reality
leaping in to fantasy
one way or the highway for her
She wouldn’t listen to anyone else
Audrey whined when Craig treated her like one of his kids
Tara pretended not to notice, she was caught up in the race

Life in the fast lane
I’m going to lose my mind, this episode is so boring
C'mon Donald, give us something
The Donald drove by each mural
Got out of the cruiser at the street wise place,
He liked it
Drove on to the smarties’ place, and kept on driving
They just knew they were going to lose

The Sony execs wanted to be hip and cool
They brought neighborhood peeps in to be the judges
Tara just couldn't shut her trap and give any one else any credit

“Life in the fast lane
Surely make you lose you mind
Life in the fast lane, everything all the time
Life in the fast lane, uh huh
Blinded by the thirst” in the boardroom,
The street wise ones didn’t see the stop sign,
They took a turn for the worse and suffered a loss

While the smarties were glamming it up at a photo shoot
Bring on the bling bling
Let's see Bren being fought over
by some scantily clad beauties

To George, Jill and the Donald
Tara said Where's Carolyn, I want her in here
But, I had the right concept, how could we lose?
Who cares that I never looked
at the game were were promoting.
I’ll blame that all on Audrey and John.
After all it's not my fault, I'm only the leader.

Craig turned his back on the sister
She'll make him pay
Put his head on the block
Since he and Audrey fight
Tara can try to hide
Let them go at it again

The rest of the team was happy to let her take the fall
Called on the carpet for being controlling
The Donald said it was not a good idea
Tara had to go
She went rushing’ to the street
take a taxi to loser lodge
So much for her life in the fast lane

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