Three teams are left and there are no more eliminations, just one final leg for a million dollars.
The teams are at Round Hill in Montego Bay, Jamaica. At 2:37 a.m. Ron and Kelly get to leave first and find out that they have to travel 25 miles to Lucea (pronounced Lucy) and find a bag full of onions at the ONION SHACK and take them to the 3 DIVES JERK restaurant and cut them up to a chef’s satisfaction to get their next clue.
Kelly is crying because Ron is just not the “ONE” but Ron just wants to race.
Shirley: That poor girl, she has no idea why Ron won’t marry her.
Laverne: She’s clueless!! She’s a shrew, Shirl, a complete whack job.
Shirley: Oh Laverne, you don’t have to be that mean!
Laverne: I call ‘em as I see ‘em Shirl.
Ron is channeling Boston Rob, he tells the guard not to call a cab for the other teams…of course, he is called a cheater by the guard.
Laverne: HAH…that sneaky stuff only works for Rob!!
Romber leave and ask Ron and Kelly to share a cab. Kelly refuses.
Shirley: Well, good for them, Romber yielded them, they are learning. Maybe Ron isn’t as stupid as he sounds after all.
Uchenna and Joyce realize they need to actually find people to beg from and they’re off to the airport…Uchenna asks an ambulance for a ride but Joyce is neither dying nor pregnant, so the ambulance driver declines the idea. They finally find someone to take them to the airport for free.
Laverne: If it had been Kendra instead of Joyce, she would have won an emmy for acting dead!
Shirley: Right, I remember that drama queen.
Meanwhile, Romber find the Onion Shack in the dark and takes their bag of onions to the restaurant. Ron and Kelly are a bit lost.
Ron: “It’s like finding a needle in a haystack of needles.”
Shirley: That doesn’t make a bit of sense what he just said.
Laverne: I know, the way he just said it, finding the Jerk shack should be easy. I think he really is just as stupid as we originally thought.
Ron and Kelly are down 10 onions to Romber when they arrive at the 3 DIVES Jerk Restaurant
Laverne: HAH, I bet Lynn would say that the restaurant has 4 Jerks now!
At the airport Uchenna is still working it, he begins to beg from some tourists in line. He says he’ll do cartwheels or dance a jig.
A man mistakes Uchenna for Gretchen asking for a ménage a trois and politely declines “I’m not into it, I’m afraid.” Joyce really thought the guy was cute because she runs off crying…
Shirley: Oh, Laverne, poor Uchenna and Joyce, they didn’t deserve to lose all their money. That Phil is SO MEAN.
Laverne: He was only doing his job, calm down already.