Planning a big event? Want that special someone as a guest star to bring in the crowds? The Smoking Gun reports that the "dream couple" from Fox's Joe Millionaire, Evan Marriott and Zora Andrich, have signed with a booking firm to line up personal appearances.

Evan is available to appear and sign autographs for a few hours for $15,000; Zora for $10,000. The booking firm explained that the price discrepancy results from the belief that a male celebrity who can attract young women is more valuable, since wherever young women go, young men will follow.

Want them both? The booker promises that it can be done ... for a price. Geez, you would have thought a half-million each for their fizzled pseudo-romance would have been enough.

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