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Average Joe 2: Hawaii - Episode 5 Summary

'The Best Defense is a Good Offense' By tig_ger
Original Airdate: February 2, 2004

Is anyone still watching Average Joe? Waiting for this summary? If so, I apologize profusely, repeatedly and continuously that this summary is tardy. I got caught up in a project at work that was:

a) Uglier than the line-up of (below) Average Joes in bathing suits
b) Uglier than Larissaís attitude on the first night of this show
c) Uglier than cockiness of the Himbos
d) Uglier than the words Michael C & Fredo use to describe Larissa
e) All of the above
f) A-C; there is nothing as ugly as men who will use these words to describe a woman on National Television

Unfortunately, this probably wonít be a summary. By definition a summary should cover the main points succinctly. I have never been succinct in my life. Anyway, previously on Average JoeÖ

Read Silver Starís entertaining summary. The himbos arrive. The (below) Average Joes freak out. They show the fight between the (below) Average Joes and the himbos. Brian Worth says something. Iím from California. I need subtitles. It went something like: Nobawdy is goig to cum eento my hawse and push me or eany of mai buddies aw-rond.

They then show clips from the Dodge Ball Game from last weekóthe one with the Shirts and Skins--because we wouldnít have been able to tell the teams apart by the different color of shorts they were wearing. Imagine the outrage if this were Average Jane. And you thought the Super Bowl half time show was racy.

I love this show. It encompasses everything I despised about high school. So, some notes got passed back and forth in home room. This one appears to be from Larissa, because it is folded a little origami shape. (And yes, for you guys that were wondering, there is a secret class on note folding for the girls only.)

Dear Production Crew:

The last two weeks, you havenít let me eliminate anyone. I am getting sick of some of these guys. I canít remember some of the Himbosí names. I canít remember which of the (below) Average Joeís Iíve already kissed. 16 is too many men to date. Help! Please let me eliminate some of these guys. Please, please, please. I promise Iíll do anything. Iíll even kiss some more (below) Average Joeís. And Iíll keep around some of the Himbos that have interesting personalities, even though they have no chance in he!! of ever getting to second base with me.

Iíll even show up at your place around midnight. Tonight? Let me know.


Larissa receives a note from the producers of the show, rolled up and placed on the inside of a Bic ball point pen. That way, when Larissa asks to borrow a pen, nobody (besides us) notices. It reads:

Dear Larissa,

The (below) Average Joes are feeling insecure. Half of them have asked us if they could leave because they donít think they stand a chance against the himbos you keep kissing.

Will you please go spend some time with them and perk them up a little bit?

If you do that, we will let you vote off 6 of these guys this week.

The Production Staff

PS After that, come to my place around midnight. Wear something comfortable. A hot tub will be involved.

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