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Joe Millionaire - Episode 5 Summary

'The Mercenary Blues' By Silvergirl1
Original Airdate: February 3, 2003

Previously on Joe Millionaire:

Mojo made it easy to decide,
she wanted to be his bride,
she said what the heck,
I'll show him the check,
Both she and the check are denied.

Sara Ho gave better nuzzle,
the butler kept the puzzle.


Last episode comment from Melissa: If I had money, I would want to go to a third world country and bathe their children. I'm a mercenary.

Hmmm, according to Websters a mercenary is: A person who serves merely for wages. So in other words, saying "I'm a mercenary" is the same as saying "I'm a ho".

And judging from Sara's captions from the last episode, Sara and Melissa are the Ho sisters.

Click here to Read Fester's fabulous summary for more details

And the show begins:

Welcome from Paul Hogan: Evan spares no expense and charters a private jet to take each girl individually to the French Riviera.

Paul now addresses Melissa and tells her she needs to be packed and ready to leave at 12:00. Evan is picking her up and they are travelling on his private jet. The other girls express their excitement for Melissa. Melissa does a little leg kick, saying, I'm going on the plane!

Next we see Melissa trying to figure out what to wear.

Melissa: I'm really stressed out! Help me pick out something.

Melissa to camera: I started getting really scared!

Sara Ho: Staying overnight kinda ups the pressure about 300 percent.

Zorella: It is getting a little weird because we're spending a little more time with him, individually, like one on one and we are all kinda like dating the same guy.

Sara Ho: I don't think you should look like a sorority girl.

Melissa is primping in front of a mirror dressed in black platform boots and leather skirt with a pink top.

Melissa meets Evan as she is coming out of the limo and tells him she's excited in her little girl voice.

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