Reality TV World Show Updates   People News   Scheduling News   Application News   Shows Listing
Features & Interviews   Sexy Social Pics of the Day   Things to Know Profiles   Message Boards
The Amazing Race  American Idol  America's Got Talent  America's Next Top Model  The Apprentice  Bachelor in Paradise  The Bachelor  The Bachelorette  Big Brother  The Biggest Loser  Dancing with the Stars  Duck Dynasty  Hell's Kitchen  Keeping Up with the Kardashians  Last Comic Standing  MasterChef  Project Runway  The Real Housewives  Rising Star  Running Wild  Shark Tank  So You Think You Can Dance  Survivor  Teen Mom  The Voice  More Shows 
 Application News  Episode Summaries
 People News
 Ratings News
 Scheduling News
 Show Updates
 Spoiler News
 The Amazing Race
 American Idol
 America's.. Top Model
 The Apprentice
 The Bachelor
 Beauty and the Geek
 Big Brother
 The Biggest Loser
 The Contender
 Dancing with... Stars
 Hell's Kitchen
 The Hills
 I Love New York
 Last Comic Standing
 Nashville Star
 Project Runway
 The Real World
 So You Think.. Dance
 Top Chef
 Wife Swap
 More Shows
 Live Chat
 Fantasy Games
 About RTVW
 Contact RTVW
 Advertise on RTVW
 Privacy Policy


Survivor: All Stars - Episode 10 Summary

'Thatís What Friends Are For' By shakes the clown
Original Airdate: April 8, 2004

Usually, at this point in the summary the writer starts off with some sort of intro, a brief monologue of sorts laced with biting humor and timely anecdotes. But, unfortunately for you, I donít tend to do things in the usual way. So, today, Iíd like to start out with a formal apology for the horribly boring summary you are about to read, or actually more accurately, about to probably not read.

But, you see, its not my fault, really its not. Letís all take a little trip in the way-back machine so you can understand what Iím talking about. Back when it was revealed that this season was going to be an allstar edition someone at came up with the brilliant idea of having the siteís greatest Survivor summary writers each take a stab at summarizing the allstar edition. After all, if MB was going to give us his allstars, then was going to give you its allstars.

So, of course, I was the first person contacted. But, at first I declined. After all, I havenít written a Survivor summary since Australia....and that wasnít cause I had writerís block, it was cause this show had become so predictable and boring that I no longer possessed the creative ability to make people complaining all day about being hungry sound interesting. But, then Webby sent me a tearful, desperate email pleading with me to reconsider...and something about that email made me change my mind. I think it was this part right here....

ď....and Shakes donít tell any of the other writers that I told you this, but we all know that they are just filler, a bunch of blabbering nobodies who couldnít come up with an analogy if they were locked in a closet with an LSAT exam. If I had my choice Iíd have you write every summary this site ever published. Please, please please please Shakes you have to help me out on this one. Do you realize we havenít had a new member sign up for the site since last July? Do you also realize that last July was the last time you wrote a summary for me, for Paradise Hotel? Do you think the two are just a coincidence cause I donít! Iíll tell you what, do this favor for me and Iíll even let you replace Ayak as moderator. The guyís been threatening to leave for the past two years anyway.Ē

So, you see, how could I turn Webby down. So, I turned my attention to the task of picking the episode I wanted to summarize. And here is where it all went to hell. I figured, its allstars, thereís gonna be a lot of good stuff to write about. But, I donít want to pick too early of an episode cause nothing good ever happens in the beginning. And I donít want to pick too late of an episode cause thereís nothing worse than having to summarize this show when thereís only like four of five whores left. So, after carefully thinking about it I decided I would take episode #10....its just after the merge so there will still be a handful of people left in the game and looking at the cast list that means that I will still be able to skewer such Survivor summary writer favorites as Rich Hatch, Sue Hawk, Rudy , Jerri, the Colbster, Rob C and Benedict Tina. Right! Right? But, then something unexpected happened...every single interesting person in the cast got themselves voted off (or quitted off) one by one in the first nine episodes leaving me with a cast of Ambers, Jennas, Ruperts and incoherent Toms. What the hell am I supposed to do with that? I know Iím a fabulous writer, but even Da Vinci couldnít work with this rotten slab of clay.

So, for that, I apologize in advance. If this summary is boring and uneventful keep in mind that youíve been forewarned.

And now I find myself sitting here in front of the computer on Easter Sunday, four days after the show was on, and I still have nothing to write about. But, that reminds me, thereís some things about this whole Easter thing that I donít get and maybe its cause Iím a Jew and my people killed Jesus and hopefully Mel Gibsonís future film career as well, but maybe some of you could help this Jew acquire a little knowledge. Like first of all, the thing I donít understand the most is why did Jesus carry the cross up the hill to get crucified? Why didnít he just say, ďhey Romans, go fvck yourselves, why donít you carry your own damn cross...Iím just gonna sit right here.Ē I mean, what were they gonna do to him if he didnít carry it, kill him?

And another thing, does anyone really believe that Jesus was a Jew? I mean, come on people, the guy was a carpenter. Thatís like a manual labor job and if thereís one thing I know about Jews its that we donít do manual labor...we hire out for that sort of thing.

Alright, have I sufficiently offended everyone yet? Can I move on to the summary safe in the assumption that no one is still reading this crap? Good, then letís get this over with...

Previously, on Boston Roblic...

Alright, put away your email, I know thatís not the real name of the show. Iím just funnin with you. But, really, it should be the name of the show. Letís just look at what happened in last weekís episode. First, Rob said this, then he did that, then he laughed about that other thing, then he won a challenge, then he said something else and in the end, some idiot voted out some other idiot instead of the idiot he shouldíve voted out in the first place. Sound familiar? As in, its been that way in every single friggen episode since Jennaís mom offed. So, letís just move on to this week....

Take Our User Survey

About Reality TV World   •   Advertise on Reality TV World  •   Contact Reality TV World  •   Privacy Policy   •   RSS Feed