The Bachelor 2 - Episode 7 Summary

'Bring in the Clones' By OceanSkater

Preview, muched hyped

The women are back, to turn the table on the bachelor and set the record straight!
What did HE do to them? Save them from a doomed relationship?

Premise of the show

Aaron, a hot tub dweller, shacks up with his future wife and the 24 women she will throw back in his face in every argument they have for the rest of their marrried life. (See Eliminadate for Rich Boys With Toys or The 24th Wheel for show listing and details)

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The Roster

Putting a roster together was a feat, since the contestants look like a collective experiment in cloning. Casting department did good with Aaron's wish list with the exception of the token few needed to cover all sectors of the population. The girls were really ....the same. Some attained higher levels of psychosis than others, but very similar types.
Aaron likes blondes or brunettes with religious backgrounds that put emphasis on submission by the female while idolizing her mate, please hold the personality, have some Paxil and get in the hot tub!

The easiest way to categorize the "bachelorettes" was by hair color, one of the few differentiating traits.

The Blondes
Amber, Brooke, Gwen, Heather, Christi, ErinT., Angela

The Brunettes
Helene, Dana, Frances, Liangy, Christy, Anindita, Heather C., Lori

The "Only Aaron Knows For Sure" Bunch
Kyla, Merrilee, Suzi, Camille, Erin, Fatima, Hayley, Shannon, Cari, Suzanne

Now out of the 25 we need to point out that Central Casting did a marvellous job of inserting the tokens.

Amindita (token Middle Eastern)
Lori (token African American)
Fatima (token Hispanic with Middle Eastern name)
Frances (token Asian)
Kyla (token virgin)

Quotes from Contestant Profiles, Honest!

To add some spice to a bland show, I added some of the profile comments to the cheat sheets that you can match with their owner:

"I am a good date and a good friend" So is his dog, Hon.
"I am very giving to my partner" or was it partners?
"My personality is fun, kind, honest and spontaneous" A personality! You're outta here!
"I work hard to keep in shape" She's going to take it easy after she's married and put on about 100lbs.
"I say what's on my mind" Yes, and that is not acceptable, but since you are a token we will tolerate it up to the second cut.
"I am smart, outgoing, nice and a good catch" So are trouts.
"I am well rounded, independent and fun" Yawn!
"I am up for anything, I love trying new things" Now that we know your preferences in the bedroom.....
"I hope the bachelor notices my fun spirit and positive energy" Self- help-book-reader hint, she has issues.

For extra points match them with the brides-to-NOT-be
Amber, Fatima, Christy from AZ, Anindita, Dana, Shannon,Hayley, Heather C., Camille.

Bring In The Clones

The clones were all seated in sofas on a leveled stage, 23 ousted from a would have been a perfect relationship. Gwen, the last booted, was still a little pruned from weeks in the hot tub, but on the whole they looked fine for such a bunch of losers.

The audience is comprised of spurned and bitter women, each with a favorite bachelorette! A lesbian convention! If Aaron is the alternative......count me in!

I recommend the following site for this bunch of or any of you who have just been dumped.
Wear your pain proudly, on a tee-shirt

I recommend the "Ignore Me And I'm Yours" tee-shirt for these girls

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