Molerons! The one night of the year we wait for has come and gone again. The time of year when we all sit around and say "That was a clue?" I am of course talking about the finale of Celebrity Mole Yucatan.
We start off our evening by reviewing the evil doings of this years Mole. As execution after bloody execution is shown, we are now left with just three sole survivors...oops wrong show. we are left with just three and we are about to find out-
Who is the winner Who is the loser and who is...
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Not Anderson introduces us to the executed cast members and asks their opinons on who is the winner and who is the Mole.
Ananda - I think I am the winner cause I only had to be here a few days and got a free vacation. I think the Mole is Jims02 (shout out to the Moleron peeps!)
Corbin - I think the Winner is the American Public because they got to see me act all nerotic and over confidant again. The Mole is Michael Boatman
Stephen - just does his dufus laughs and mumble about smacking Dennis Rodman for making stephen his little Mole Be-atch
Keshia - The winner was Phylisica because now america gets to see how dorky Not Anderson is. The Mole is Not Anderson for making me take my clothes off and go skinny dipping
Tracy - I think the winner is Ananda, because she was only here a few days and got a free vacation. The Mole is stephen for sucking me into his little world and making me his coalition partner.
We then get a series of flashbacks, and not the kinds induced my "recreational pharmacutcals" that can be purchase in Mexico, but the kind producers put together.
I have one question at this part. Isn't it really sad when people don't stop and question weather you are the kind of person who would buy a stone penis?
We then get a shot of the three remaining players sealed in confessionals. at this point Dennis really starts to sweat trying to remember all the things he needs to confess. Angie just smiles, like and evil psycho.
Not Anderson puts a key in each confessional and tells the winner to come on out. After the dramtic pause......
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Dennis F'n Rodman comes out.
The man who took no notes?
The biggest freak ever?
This guy just shot the illusion that every die hard Moleron (shout out to Sleeeve) had that this is the smartest reality show on tv.
Contestants are in disbelief. Stephen starts to cry because he knows it will be a long night for him dressed as a spanish senorita with a donkey in Dennis' room.
Not Anderson then hands Dennis the key to the Moles door and tells him that since he knows who the mole is, to give them the key.
Then out walks Angie.
Another Freaking Model?
Are Stone Stanley so desperate to get male viewers that they make the supermodel the Mole again?
After awhile someone realizes that we have left Mark still in his confessional. When he comes out he is still trying to convince everyone he is the mole.
We then get a series of flashbacks showing how no one had any confidence in Dennis (duh) and how Mark had Angie figured out early on and no one else did.
Dennis was like a lot of us and figured Tracy to be the Mole, that is until she pulled a Corbin and took money and gave Dennis an exemption. We find out something very important here. that yes you take the quiz even if you have an exemption, because we find out dennis would have been executed if it hadn't been for Tracey. I think at that moment Tracey went through some very special Growing Pains!
We then learn that the simple task of opening a breifcase throws several weeks of accurate information down the toilet. Looks like Marks momma will have plenty more to talk about. You couldn't even win celebrity Mole, you let freakzilla trick you. You are dead to me!" that sort of thing.
We then get some filler time by seeing how badly Corbin and Stephen really do suck at this game.
Total in all: Angie Loses $195,000.00 for the pot.
Then the second most anticipated moment of the evening, right after Stephen peeing in his pants after realizing Dennis has won. We reveal the clues: Those hard to find can't be that obvious secrets to figuring out who is the mole.
7's it was all the stupid 7's
So now The Molerons (Shout out to Bebo) of the world are dissapointed again because the Smartest reality show on TV was dumbed down yet AGAIN.
We leave with Corbin locked in the booth because this is as close as he will ever get, and everyone still mouthing