The Bachelor 4 - Episode 3 Summary

'The Bachelor: The Musical' By buckeyegirl

Part One The Voting that was as intense as the California Recall Election.

It’s My Party and I’ll cry if I want to By Lesely Gore
As sung by the Bachelorettes:

It's our party and we’ll cry if we want to
Cry if we want to, cry if we want to
You would cry too if it happened to you

Nobody knows who will get to
go out with Bob, but everyone thinks it’ll
be them we have to vote for somebody
other then ourselves. Who will it be?

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It's our party and we'll cry if we want to
Cry if we want to, cry if we want to
You would cry too if it happened to you

we've got no reason to smile
our tears are falling for miles
But leave us alone for a while
we’re all mad at Lee-Ann,
She gets a date a-lone
though she was least
compatible with B-O-B.

It's our party and we'll cry if we want to
Cry if we want to, cry if we want to
You would cry too if you found Meredith got to
go without on a date with Bob without you.

Part Two: The Drama, oh the Drama of “Please stop filming me”

Big Girls Don’t Cry by Frankie Valley and The Four Seasons, Sung by the Bachelorette’s and Bob

All of The Bachelorettes:
Big girls don’t cry, big girls don't cry

Big girls don't cry (they don't cry)
Meredith

(Silly girl) My mama called
(Silly girl) and we all cried cause my grandma died.

(Silly girl) But my mama said to my surprise
Big girls don't cry, go on your date with Bob.
The Bachelorettes
Big girls don't cry (they don't cry)
Big girls don't cry (who said they don't cry)

Bob to Meredith
Baby I was cruel (I was cruel) I made you ride a horse
Baby I'm a fool (I'm such a fool) I made you eat an oyster. (my oh my)
Baby, it turned out ok cause you were with me. (my oh my)
le-ann to Tracy and the girls in the Kitchen
(Silly girls) Shame on you said cause you
said I didn’t get along with y’all
Whadda ya mean? I’m here for Bob, not y’all
Lee-Ann
(Silly girls) Shame on you, you’re mad cause
you know I’m most compatible with Bob
(Silly girls) Shame on you, you used to like me,
till Bob kissed me, makes me wanna cry

All of the Bachelorettes
Big girls do cry, (my oh my) What it is about
the Bachelor that makes the tears fly?
Big girls don't cry (they don't cry)
Big girls don't cry (that's just an alibi)

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