It's that time again, so just sit right down and enjoy a re-cap of The Bachelor as sung by Bob and the Bachelorettes.
Part One The Voting that was as intense as the California Recall Election.
Itís My Party and Iíll cry if I want to By Lesely Gore As sung by the Bachelorettes:
It's our party and weíll cry if we want to Cry if we want to, cry if we want to You would cry too if it happened to you
Nobody knows who will get to go out with Bob, but everyone thinks itíll be them we have to vote for somebody other then ourselves. Who will it be?
It's our party and we'll cry if we want to Cry if we want to, cry if we want to You would cry too if it happened to you
we've got no reason to smile our tears are falling for miles But leave us alone for a while weíre all mad at Lee-Ann, She gets a date a-lone though she was least compatible with B-O-B.
It's our party and we'll cry if we want to Cry if we want to, cry if we want to You would cry too if you found Meredith got to go without on a date with Bob without you.
Part Two: The Drama, oh the Drama of ďPlease stop filming meĒ
Big Girls Donít Cry by Frankie Valley and The Four Seasons, Sung by the Bacheloretteís and Bob
All of The Bachelorettes: Big girls donít cry, big girls don't cry
Big girls don't cry (they don't cry) Meredith
(Silly girl) My mama called (Silly girl) and we all cried cause my grandma died.
(Silly girl) But my mama said to my surprise Big girls don't cry, go on your date with Bob. The Bachelorettes Big girls don't cry (they don't cry) Big girls don't cry (who said they don't cry)
Bob to Meredith Baby I was cruel (I was cruel) I made you ride a horse Baby I'm a fool (I'm such a fool) I made you eat an oyster. (my oh my) Baby, it turned out ok cause you were with me. (my oh my) le-ann to Tracy and the girls in the Kitchen (Silly girls) Shame on you said cause you said I didnít get along with yíall Whadda ya mean? Iím here for Bob, not yíall Lee-Ann (Silly girls) Shame on you, youíre mad cause you know Iím most compatible with Bob (Silly girls) Shame on you, you used to like me, till Bob kissed me, makes me wanna cry
All of the Bachelorettes Big girls do cry, (my oh my) What it is about the Bachelor that makes the tears fly? Big girls don't cry (they don't cry) Big girls don't cry (that's just an alibi)