Last Comic Standing 3 - Episode 5 Summary

'Is Anyone Really Watching?' By volsfan

We are now down to seven on each team! Jay is introduced and quickly informs us that this will be a show of twists and turns! Let’s get to the winners and losers! Season 2 wins ANOTHER $50,000 for winning this week and continuing their streak. The comics that are in danger are:

SEASON 1:
Geoff Brown
Sean Kent

SEASON 2:
Todd Glass
Ant

Jay informs us that 3 comics will be chosen to perform this week. The other 3 will perform at a roast next week and the person to be roasted will be…him! Jay Mohr!

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Jay then introduces Louis Anderson representing season 1 and Carrot Top representing season 2! WTF? We have no idea if these two are guest or if they become part of the team. No discussion as Jay then explains that there are envelopes in the war rooms that will reveal the next twist!

We get back from commercial and the envelopes are opened to reveal the next twist. Three comics will perform tonight (so I guess the guest are not part of the team and are truly guest) and the two with the fewest votes will go home. The person that receives the most votes is the ONLY one that stays!

Both seasons labor over who performs tonight and who will do the roast next week. So, here is the line-up for tonight:

SEASON 1:
Dat Phan
Ralphie May
Dave Mordal
Louie Anderson

SEASON 2:
John Heffron
Kathleen Madigan
Jay London
Carrot Top

First up from season 2 is Kathleen. I am not a big fan and she didn’t really do too well! IMHO! Her best joke was taking kids to Disney and asking for an alcoholic drink. She said they told her that there was no alcohol in Disney. She said, “Well the ticket says this is the happiest place on Earth!”

Dave from season 1 is next and does a much better job. His best line was discussing the man in England that is suing the palace because he was raped twice while at work. He says, “what did the man say after the first time…hey that’ll be enough of that!”

John Heffron is up next and his set concentrates on his mom cutting his hair when he was younger. It was cute but Dave was the best so far!

Dat Phan is up and starts out by making fun of his name. I must say that Dat did his usual make fun of Vietnamese and things like they are taking over America by doing nails!

Jay London is up next and he does all his one-liners…as usual! I don’t much like this style but he can be fun at times. His best was, “what do you think of sex in the ‘90’s…it’s hot!”

Last but not least, Ralphie from season 1. Ralphie usually cracks me up however this time, he didn’t do as well as I have seen. His set is talking about African Americans and what they should really be called. OK set but not great!

Louie Anderson and Carrot Top finish the show. Let me say that I am usually not a big fan of Carrot Top but I do like Louie Anderson! However, after watching their performances, I liked both of them about the same! Carrot was funny and I might add, had huge guns!

Time to see who gets axed!

From SEASON 1: Sean is gone!

From SEASON 2: Ant is gone!

OH.THE.DRAMA

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