First off, let me say that Luna did a great job last week! I hope I can live up to her high standards!
Secondly, Foonermints asked a question that I also haveÖwhy do these apartments have the master bedroom as the room when you enter the front door? Would you buy one of these with the bed being the first thing seen when you walk through the door?
Checklist for things needed to watch episode 2 of The Complex: Popcorn: check Diet Dr. Pepper: check Barf bag: check (for every time Sears is mentioned as a sponsor!) Bricks: check (for throwing at the idiots better known as Rose and Barney) Ear plugs: check (for inserting every time Rose opens her mouth) Pom pom check (for cheering after the show goes off)
I want to start-off by saying that I wish I could switch and go immediately to the eviction ceremony but you all would have no idea what was going on! The eviction ceremony was the best vote-off, eviction, tribal council, letís get rid of someone ceremonies ever on any reality show period! Just wait till we get there!
We begin with highlights from last weekís premiere and the rules are explained again. The couple that renovates the apartment that sells for a better profit percentage will win the profits on the sale of all 4 apartments. This is important, as we get deeper into the episode when DA1 and DA2 come up with a fool idea. (I will explain the DA1 and DA2 a little later and it is a fool idea not a foolproof idea!)
The couples are re-introduced and I will to in case someone needs to get caught up!
Steve and Nicole (upper complex) are the typical blonde couple and we havenít seen much of them and their game plan. Maybe we will get to see more of them this week.
Scotty and Sam (upper complex) are the typical rednecks that do nothing but complain how stupid everyone is! NOTE TO SCOTT AND SAM: Have you ever considered looking in the mirror? I am afraid that they might find out that Sam is a closeted butch lesbian! Come on look at the hair guys.
Eric and Jayna (upper complex) are the young artistic couple. I sort of feel sorry for them because they have to endure the wrath of Sam!
Barney and Rose (lower complex) have to be the dumbest contestants on a reality show and almost as lazy as Osten! Their fashion sense is second to no one! Second to last that is! From this point on these two will be referred to as DA1 and DA2 (DA = dumba$$)!
Carl and Kim (lower complex) is a cute couple that is mortal enemies of DA1 and DA2. I think DA1 and DA2 donít like them because they are a tad bit jealous.
Brad and Lew (lower complex) are the chosen gay couple that is really talented and very creative!
Dave and Ana (lower complex) is a cute couple that needs to separate themselves from DA1/DA2 before it is too late! URGH!
Weíve got mail! Both complexes find out that they are renovating the master bath! They will get $10,000 per room ($7,000 cash + $3,000 Sears gift card) plus the money left from the master bedroom renovation. They have 144 hours for this project! Will they make it on time? Will DA2 have time to work after smoking her cigs? Letís find out!
Next step is to determine a project manager! Keep in mind; the project manager does not have a vote on who gets evicted. Upper complex talks Jayna into being the project manager (big mistake on her part) and she says that there is one condition. She says that everyone needs to listen to her and let her finish sentences because she doesnít like being interrupted. She starts to say something else but Nicole interrupts. Nicole starts talking about getting a tile contractor! LMAO! NOTE TO JAYNA: Honey, you are not going to get a word in edge wise with Sam and Nicole on your team. Just keep your mouth shut and let them bury themselves!
The lower complex votes for Kim to be their project manager AGAIN: NOTE TO KIM: Didnít you learn your lesson last week pumpkin? Run Kim run!
DA1 is shown in a confessional saying that Kim is an idiot for doing this again! This will be the one and only time I agree with him on anything DA1 says! However, DA1 is going to make a bigger idiot of himself than Kim ever could!
Upper complex decides to go with big tubs in their two apartments!