"I feel like you did [get the surgery] and now you're embarrassed to say it," Stern said.
"I made it up," Osbourne insisted.
"You're saying you fabricated the whole thing?" Stern asked.
"I swear on my children's lives I made it up -- just to be flippant," she replied. "How could I do that after I've had so much like, ill health? Now I'm going to start putting scaffolding up my vagina?"