Singer Jessica Simpson was described as "a cut-rate Rapunzel," Anna Nicole Smith as "Queen Kong" and Paris Hilton -- "Hot? I think not."
Blackwell condemned "Desperate Housewives" star Eva Longoria for her "garish taste," teen actress/singer Lindsay Lohan was called a "fashion fright" and singer Mariah Carey was blasted for committing "fashion Hari-Carey."
Favorite Blackwell target Renee Zellweger was chastised for "running the gamut from Kewpi Doll Dreck to Red Carpet Wreck."
"Just take your pick," Blackwell chided the star. "She looks like a painted pumpkin -- on a pogo stick!"
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