Epic Movie Information

Epic Movie is a 2007 American parody film directed and written by Jason Friedberg and Aaron Seltzer and produced by Paul Schiff. It was made in a similar style to Date Movie, Friedberg and Seltzer's previous film, but as a spoof of the "Epic" style of films, hence the name. The film mostly references The Chronicles of Narnia: The Lion, the Witch and the Wardrobe, the Harry Potter films and Tim Burton's version of Charlie and the Chocolate Factory. The song "Ms. New Booty" by Bubba Sparxxx gained commercial attention for being featured in Epic Movie.

Plot

The film begins with a parody of The Da Vinci Code. Lucy (Jayma Mays), finds that her adopted father (David Carradine), a museum curator, has been attacked by Silas (Kevin Hart). Before dying, he gives clues which lead her to a "Golden Ticket" in a vending machine candy bar. Edward (Kal Penn) lives at a Mexican monastery. Ignacio (Jareb Dauplaise) becomes enraged at Edward's displeasure at the living conditions and has him thrown out the window. On the way Edward grabs a Monk's "Golden Ticket". Next, the film introduces Susan (Faune Chambers). She is going to Namibia to meet her new adoptive parents. While she orders water, snakes come out and hijack the plane. Samuel L. Jackson (James Walker, Sr.) pops up and starts repeatedly saying "I have had it with these God damn snakes on this God damn plane!" and then throws Susan out of the plane so that she would be safe. Susan falls on Paris Hilton and finds her "Golden Ticket" in Paris' purse. Then the film introduces Peter (Adam Campbell), a mutant. He asks Mystique (Carmen Electra) to come with him to the homecoming dance. Peter is bullied by Mystique's boyfriend, Wolverine (Vince Vieluf), and the Headmaster, Magneto (Jim Piddock). As Magneto wills a locker door to open and knock Peter to the ground, another student's "Golden Ticket" falls onto Peter's chest.

All four meet up at Willy's Chocolate Factory. Willy (Crispin Glover) reveals he plans to use them all as the 'special ingredient' in the treats (which is actual human parts). In an effort to hide from the maniacal Willy, Lucy soon finds a wardrobe. On the other side, in the middle of a wintry forest, she finds Mr. Tumnus (Héctor Jiménez). He welcomes Lucy to Gnarnia. Feeling a burst of compassion, he manages to warn Lucy of the danger she is in. Edward follows Lucy to Gnarnia and meets the White Bitch (Jennifer Coolidge). She convinces him to trap the other orphans and he can be the king of Gnarnia in her White Castle. All four main characters makes his or her way to Mr. Tumnus' house, where the orphans discover that they are all related to one another, and that the White Bitch killed their parents. They ally themselves with Harry Beaver (Katt Williams), Tumnus' life partner. While this is occurring, Peter dreams that he is Superman, but in the dream he gets shot in the eye and falls off a building. Edward sneaks off to the White Bitch's castle. Despite realizing she intends evil, the White Bitch flashes Edward her breasts, hypnotizing him into giving up the information on the orphans; he is then imprisoned. The White Bitch sends Silas after the trio; Tumnus sacrifices himself to ensure their safety.

They end up meeting a graying Harry Potter (Kevin McDonald), along with a balding Ron Weasley (George Alvarez), and a pregnant Hermione Granger (Crista Flanagan) in Hogwarts. They all help Lucy, Susan, and Peter train for the war against the White Bitch. It's soon revealed she plans to create a new continent for her followers via a magic crystal; she acknowledges this is the same plot as Superman Returns. Edward escapes with the assistance of Captain Jack Swallows, only to find out later that it was a ruse as the Captain tricks needed intelligence out of Edward. Jack is then stabbed by the White Bitch as the crystal is lost in the ocean, putting the witch's plan in motion.

Upon finishing their training, Lucy, Susan, and Peter head to the camp of Aslo (Fred Willard). Aslo agrees to help Edward in exchange for a foursome and a Dutch oven. Managing to kill Silas while breaking Edward out, Aslo is slain by the White Bitch. Despite this, they have a pre-battle party, during which Peter and Mystique (who, along with the others who bullied Peter, had come to help the trio) make love. Susan gets drunk and vomits everywhere; this so disgusts their new army that nobody shows up to help the orphans the next day. Despite the presence of a revenge-craving Jack on a giant wooden wheel, the four siblings are easily dispatched. Peter is about to be slain when he finds the remote from the film Click (2006), using the device's reality altering powers to save his siblings; they kill the army and erase the White Bitch's plot. Although the others attempt to kill her while frozen, Peter declares the White Bitch will receive a fair and just trial in the new Gnarnia. Moments later, Jack's wheel crushes her. The four are crowned the new rulers of the land: Peter the Heroic; Susan the Just; Edward the Loyal; and Lucy the Dumbshit. Tumnus then shows up; he is still recovering from his battle with Silas. Decades later, the four now elderly rulers find the way home and stumble through. They appear moments after they had left, now young again. Borat congratulates them on a happy ending; the four are then smashed to death by Jack's wheel, with Borat following with "NOT!" before smacking his rump at the audience.

Extended Version

The unrated, longer version (released in the UK as the "Rude & Crude Unseen Version") of the film features some scenes not shown in the theatrical version. For example, Willy Wonka comes in and says: "I told you it was going to be an epic adventure." Willy Wonka then goes in the wardrobe and puts out a "do not disturb" sign that refers to the girl in the wardrobe. The Oompa-Loompas come in and start singing the Willy Wonka theme song. The four are then crushed by the wheel.

Also, during the scene where Lucy is crushed under the junk that falls out of the "Narnia" closet, the girl who runs out is nude, as opposed to wearing a bikini.

In the Snakes on a Plane scene, when the Samuel L. Jackson lookalike yells, he replaces "God damn" with "motherfuckin'".

Cast

Actor/Actress	Role	Parody of	Movie/TV
Kal Penn	Edward Pervertski	Edmund Pevensie/Kumar Patel	The Chronicles of Narnia/Nacho Libre/Harold and Kumar Go to White Castle
Adam Campbell	Peter Pervertski/Super Peter	Peter Pevensie/Superman	The Chronicles of Narnia/Superman Returns/X-Men
Faune A. Chambers	Susan Pervertski	Susan Pevensie	The Chronicles of Narnia/Snakes on a Plane
Jayma Mays	Lucy Pervertski	Lucy Pevensie	The Chronicles of Narnia/The Da Vinci Code
Jennifer Coolidge	The White Bitch of Gnarnia	White Witch/Stifler's Mom/Davy Jones	The Chronicles of Narnia/American Pie/Pirates of the Caribbean
Tony Cox	Bink	Ginarrbrik	The Chronicles of Narnia
Héctor Jiménez	Mr. Tumnus/Tony Fauntana	Himself/Tony Montana/Esqueleto	The Chronicles of Narnia/Scarface/MTV Cribs
Jareb Dauplaise	Nacho	Himself	Nacho Libre
Crispin Glover	Willy	Willy Wonka	Charlie and the Chocolate Factory
Darrell Hammond	Captain Jack Swallows	Jack Sparrow/Captain Morgan	Pirates of the Caribbean/Captain Morgan
Carmen Electra	Mystique	Herself	X-Men trilogy
Jim Piddock	Magneto	Himself	X-Men trilogy
Kevin Hart	Silas	Himself	The Da Vinci Code
Fred Willard	Aslo	Aslan	The Chronicles of Narnia
David Carradine	The Curator	Jacques Saunière	The Da Vinci Code
Katt Williams	Harry Beaver	Mr. and Mrs. Beaver	The Chronicles of Narnia and Bell Canada reference in scene with PDA
Danny Jacobs	Borat Sagdiyev	Himself	Borat
Nick Steele	Lead Archer	None	The Chronicles of Narnia
Gregory Jbara	Mel Gibson	Himself
David Lehre	Ashton Kutcher	Himself	Punk'd
Kevin McDonald	Harry Potter	Himself	Harry Potter series
George Alvarez	Ron Weasley	Himself	Harry Potter series
Crista Flanagan	Hermione Granger	Herself	Harry Potter series
Alla Petrou	Paris Hilton	Herself
James Walker, Sr.	Samuel "God Damn"/"Motherfuckin'" Jackson	Samuel L. Jackson/Agent Neville Flynn	Snakes on a Plane
Abe Spigner	Flavor Flav	Himself	Flavor of Love
Lauren Conrad	Herself	Herself	The Hills
Vince Vieluf	Wolverine	Himself	X-Men series
Lindsey Kraft	Rogue	Herself	X-Men trilogy
Scott L. Schwartz	Hagrid	Himself	Harry Potter series
Roscoe Lee Browne	Narrator	None
Tad Hilgenbrink	Cyclops	Himself	X-Men trilogy
Audra Lynn	Nude woman running out of wardrobe	None
Anwar Burton	Michael Jackson	Himself
Darko Belgrade	James Bond	Himself	James Bond series
Dane Farwell	Albus Dumbledore	Himself	Harry Potter series
Kahshanna Evans	Storm	Herself	X-Men trilogy
Rico Rodriguez	Chanchito	Chancho	Nacho Libre
Heather Storm	Aslo´s girl	None
Shawn McDonald	P. Daddy Faun	None

Box office

Epic Movie debuted at #1 at the box office with a gross of $18.6 million over the opening weekend. As of May 8, 2007 the film has grossed $86,865,564, with $39,739,367 of that amount earned domestically, despite negative reviews from critics. The film was an economic success for its producers not least because it had a comparatively low budget, estimated at $20 million (the same as Date Movie).

Critical reception

Despite being a financial success, the film received overwhelmingly negative reviews. Rotten Tomatoes ranked the film 21st in the 100 worst reviewed films of the 2000s, with a rating of 2%.

A. O. Scott of The New York Times called the film "irreverent and also appreciative, dragging its satiric prey down to the lowest pop-cultural denominator" and added, "The humor is coarse and occasionally funny. The archly bombastic score . . . is the only thing you might call witty. But happily, Jennifer Coolidge and Fred Willard show up . . . to add some easy, demented class." Mick LaSalle of the San Francisco Chronicle thought "only a complete idiot could think Epic Movie is remotely funny or worth making at all." Describing it as "so bereft of anything resembling wit or inspiration", he wondered, "What were the perpetrators, uh filmmakers, thinking?" In the Los Angeles Times, Alex Chun called the film "nothing more than a disjointed series of scenes and references cobbled together as a backdrop for sophomoric humor," and Ronnie Scheib of Variety said it was "epically unfunny" and "unlikely to join the list of blockbusters it lampoons." The Radio Times said "There's very little that's epic about this senseless parody, but then there's very little that's funny about it, either... It's mind-numbingly, tediously unamusing and is so devoid of imagination it even parodies self-mocking films."

Parodies

• The Da Vinci Code-The beginning of the movie/ Lucy Pervertski/Silas/The Curator.
• Nacho Libre/Harold and Kumar Go to White Castle-Edward Pervertski.
• Charlie and the Chocolate Factory-Willy and the Oompa Loompas/The "Golden Tickets".
• Snakes on a Plane-Susan Pervertski/the plane she's on/Samuel L. Jackson
• The Chronicles of Narnia-Main Parody/The Pervertskis/The White Bitch of Gnarnia/Bink/Mr. Tumnus/Aslo/Harry Beaver/Lead Archer.
• Superman Returns/X-Men-Peter Pervertski
• X-Men-Mystique/Magneto/Wolverine/Rogue/Cyclops/Storm
• Click - The remote control.
• Harold and Kumar/Harold and Kumar Go to White Castle - The White Castle/Tony Cox's final revenge.
• Star Wars - Chewbacca and Stormtroopers cameo appearances.
• Pirates of the Caribbean - Jack Swallows and Davy Jones mask.
• Borat - Borat's brief cameo.
• Casino Royale - James Bond at the camp.
• The Fast and the Furious Tokyo Drift - The White Bitch's sled
• Harry Potter - The training at Hogwarts
• Rocky - Training montage
• Punk'd - Where Edward gets punk'd
• American Pie - When Edward meets the White Bitch for the first time he calls her 'Stiffler's Mom', in reference to the character Coolridge played in American Pie
• 50 Cent- Edward's tattoo on his back

Awards and nominations

Jason Friedberg and Aaron Seltzer were nominated for the "Worst Screenplay" award at the 28th Golden Raspberry Awards. Additionally, the film garnered nominations in two other categories, Worst Remake or Rip-Off and Worst Supporting Actress for Carmen Electra.

Home video

The film was released on DVD on May 22, 2007, in an unrated version, and a theatrical version as well. As of late 2009, 1,040,120 DVDs were sold, bringing in $16,807,388.