U.S. first lady Michelle Obama read the Top 10 list on Wednesday's edition of "Late Show with David Letterman."
10. Spoiler alert: The Democrats will nominate Barack Obama.
9. It's like having a crowded convention center right in your own living room!
8. You don't have to be a Democrat to enjoy balloons.
6. As a healthy alternative, we're using low-fat confetti.
5. If you were appearing at a national political convention, I'd watch.
3. It's got to be better than what you're watching now.
2. Joe Biden says it'll be "a big" you-know-what "deal."
1. At long last, I'll reveal who I'm voting for.