4. "I can't believe I've gone four years without a Pop Tart."
3. "Does time served in Italian jail count towards my degree?"
2. "I wonder how Conan [O'Brien] is doing on 'The Tonight Show.'"
1. "If Michele O'Bachmann becomes president, I'm moving back to Italy."
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